The proliferation of health trackers has expanded beyond fitness to encompass intimate aspects of life, such as orgasms, bowel movements, and menstrual flow, reflecting a trend of "datafication-of-the-self." Devices like the Lioness vibrator, Emm smart menstrual cup, Throne toilet camera, Lumia smart earrings, and Athena headband offer detailed personal health insights. While these tools can empower individuals with personalized data and address historical underrepresentation in women's health research, concerns exist regarding compulsive behaviors, the potential for data inaccuracy to create stress, and significant privacy risks. Consumer trackers are not automatically protected by HIPAA, and their sensitive data can be shared with third parties, potentially influencing decisions by employers or insurers. Experts advise users to be intentional, read privacy policies, prioritize tracking, set boundaries, and reconnect with their intuition.